December 2011
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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On our bratty nephew...
Little Brother: I think he needs to be spanked more. Like, a real spanking. Pull down his pants and BAM!
Me: I just think they shouldn't be so loving right after he's been bad. Like, he's in punishment for 2 seconds and then they're back to hugging him!
Little Bro: They should get him a box. You know, like a steel box. Not too wide, but tall enough so he can't climb out. Then when he's bad, you just say "You wanna go in the box?!"
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Man :(
Complete fail at making homemade milk tea right now…
Daesung: When I first came to Japan, I was really shocked and surprised because the cars were moving by themselves without anyone driving. It turned out Japanese cars’ driver’s seats are on the other side. (laughs)
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My cousin just showed me her “Wedding Plans” binder and asked for my opinion on bridesmaids’ dress options, bouquet designs, etc…
I didn’t even know how to react. I’d heard around that she was thinking of getting married but no one had told me straight up if it was true. I could only ask her, “When would this be?” (would, as opposed to will, because...
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stalledsatellites:
The Awkward song
“I have a gift, it’s called.. scaring boys away”
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Arnold, I can’t believe how handsome you’re getting, the way your body’s growing...
– Oskar Kokoshka (via helgafuckingpataki)
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The Best Friend: He's not British, he's Welsh
Me: Same shit, it's the same country
The Best Friend: But the UK's not really a country...
My Roommate: Yes it is!
The Best Friend: They're different, they have different accents!
Me: Just.. shut the fuck up.
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